Comments on: Mischa Barton, Party Girl Catfight!

By: jonathan ringo not from the catfight report

jonathan ringo not from the catfight report — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:07:21 +0000

hi my name is jonathan ringo and people are always like “hey johnny ringo” or “look there goes that johnny ringo guy” all my life i have had to stop people and say “NO I am jonathan ringo not to be confused with the talented, respected and morally superior johnny ringo who reports on mud wrestlers and alike” and people are always so disapointed it really is quite hard living in a literary genius’s shadow.
So ive decided to become johnnys clone and learn all about the world of catfights and have even started collecting feces in a jar, However where the real johnny ringo and I will differ is the mischa vs punce fight. I will always say that this was a catfight and the reporter from this blog who reported as such deserves a grammy (or whatever it is you creative types get when you tell the truth and stick to your guns) I declare a punce as big as the punce that mischa took care of deserves the respect of all cat fight followers

so it is said so it will be done
the real johnny ringo (the clone)

ps worm guy that is one awesome myspace you have

By: the real catfight report

the real catfight report — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:15:22 +0000

No im the real catfight report

By: catfightreport

catfightreport — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:08:32 +0000

although i must add that these people seem more spirited and intelligent than me
i am a little one dimensional and boring
i dont admit that often but theres something kind of confessional inducing about this thread
i also like to collect my own faeces in a jar
is anyone else into this?

By: catfightreport

catfightreport — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:42:39 +0000

This is the actual Johnny Ringo from the Catfight Report. I posted the very first entry on this blog. I just happened to check back today, and to my AMAZEMENT, either a surfer of this site, or the blog owner, has been having a conversation back and forth using my name.

Get a life!

Wow.

By: OMGs uncle

OMGs uncle — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:42:15 +0000

i was sent here by my sister who is worried about her daughter and who she is dealing with here
some guy called worm guy from the interwebs sounds extremely suspicious but this all seems legit enough for me
worm guy there is very little chance that you are quicker across a floor than me,i have been disabled all of my forty seven years and i got used to scuttling across the floor at an early age because we were too poor to afford any of those wheelchairs,they are for layabouts anyway
we will definitely race,but out of curiosity do you use a cup or any other sort of protection,if not i would advise it,my wing wang looks more like a table tennis paddle nowdays,i will show you
see you there
OMGs uncle
nev

By: OMG

OMG — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:36:45 +0000

OMG i would love to see that website too worm guy
i found it hard to explain the value of what you do to my mum (who is paying for the party) and something as tangible as a website or a myspace would help a lot,so far she is just worried people wont be able to tell you and my uncle apart
some more questions though,have you ever done the worm with someone standing on your back?i have been watching sweet sixteen and havent got an entrance worked out yet
also mum wants to know if you have public liabilty insurance
XXXXXXX000000000

By: Purple silk shirt indian

Purple silk shirt indian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:16:54 +0000

Hi i am an indian and i like to wear purple silk shirts
About 6 of my friends (3 of them are cousins) have alerted me to the blog and keep asking me about “mischas mind state” i would just like to say i am not the indian from the party its just a strange coincidence however i am interested in leraning how to worm does worm guy have a website?

thank you kindly
Nadge

By: matts friend aka the unknown onlooker

matts friend aka the unknown onlooker — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:43:43 +0000

I knew it!!!
I said to my friend matt “OMG that worm guy has to be a professional”
it was like watching a rubber band with a brain. My Axel Rose is good but its nowhere near as good as your worm, you have inspired me though so im going to start practicing at least an hr a day.
i totaly agree with you about Mischa she is so kind and tough, definitly is a lot stronger than what people think she must have a great centre of gravity. i accidentally smacked a toilet door into her face (once again i am sorry about that) and she didnt even flinch, she just continued putting on make up and i just thought this is what they mean by “hollywood starlet” i felt like i was in the room with doris day.

By: OMG

OMG — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:41:13 +0000

OMG i was at the party also and i cant believe that worm guy reads this blog too OMG
hi worm guy
i really enjoyed your show although we just thought you turned up to places for enjoyment and we try catch you if we can but if you do stuff for money then i would love you to come to my 21st birthday party,how much would that cost me,its at an ice skating rink.would that be problematic
OMG that would be great
how exciting
ps mischa rules

By: Worm guy

Worm guy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:31:54 +0000

Hi i was just googling myself and saw that i was mentioned in this blog
Firsts thing first it was 4 minutes and 24 seconds of nonstop worming and i lapped that dancefloor 6 times.
Secondly i was employed by the venue to put on a show-mission accomplished
Thirdly-im a MASSIVE mischa fan and have 4 tshirts that all have something barton related, not only is she drop dead goregous,smart,really really down to earth but she is also tough and wouldnt need any “muscle”
matts friend if you are interested im available just pm me i also teach hip hop moves its just inside me and its who i am(but in my 30 years on “the circuit” ive never seen a really good axel rose have you got a youtube link?)

best regards
the one and only
Worm Guy™

By: matts friend aka the unknown onlooker

matts friend aka the unknown onlooker — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:17:08 +0000

Hi Nuala
great to see you are so hands on with the management duties, as an unknown witness to the whole event i feel its my duty to point out that there was plenty of knee gliding going on a la 80s hip hop moves. I saw one guy doing the worm non stop for about 3 mins (he lapped the dancefloor at least 4 times and got a huge round of applause except from mischa who i think was giving a “just say no” talk to a another young girl- but i cant be sure so dont quote me). So because of the worm guy (thats what i started calling him as soon as he started doing the worm) the whole dancefloor was trying to rip out cool retro dance moves, i myself did a pretty good AXEL ROSE only i was not wearing any flannel. Anyway maybe thats where the cut on the knee came from? I cant be totaly sure as the most interesting thing about the guy really was his loafers. I also remeber this indian guy wearing a purple silk shirt (but i dont know how that helps).
so in conclusion id just like to say to Nuala théann tú cailín (that means “you go girl” in gaelic-and i mean that in the most respectful way) good on you for not just sitting there letting illinformed people like catfightreport ruin perfectly titled blogs.

By: Nuala Quinn (Mischas mother and manager)

Nuala Quinn (Mischas mother and manager) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:36:20 +0000

dear right cinema
this blog has been brought to my attention and it concerns me more than a little
we have had some very tough times times lately
and Mischa will not be able to face up to a drug free hard working life whilst everything she does gets reported blow by blow on sites like yours
to Mischas defence we have had to keep some muscle by her side and this report that the persons “knee was all cut up” may be blown a little out of proportion,theres no way that she would order the mutilation of someone just for kicks and the fact that this was implied is overstepping the line
my daughter is not a “ruthless narcissist who orders torture in clubs whilst high on party drugs” as you say
this simply isnt true and if you dont take this blog down we will sue
Nuala Quinn

By: catfightreport

catfightreport — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:10:15 +0000

i cant believe this
as if i would lie about god
i understand that this blog has all the appearances of being a credible news source but you have to remember that although it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck there is still a chance that it is just a much smaller duck that sometimes gets confused about what it wants to be when it grows up
this wasnt a catfight

By: matts friend aka the unknown onlooker

matts friend aka the unknown onlooker — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:49:30 +0000

hello there moderator i accept your invitation but would like it noted that i am only here to get the truth out there.
A catfight was had on that faithful night and catfightreport needs to realise that. as if a blog on the internet would just say there was a catfight when there was’nt,,,ludacris.
also i checked out that bible book, top read! (thanks for the recomendation) i never knew all this about our own history.
however i would like some evidence brought foward by catfight report to prove that god said that the catfight can only be used when 2 girls fight. I think god would be on my side if he had seen the punce who threw the drink on our poor little heroin (mischa), but in his defence they were amazing loafers and the $18 martini that he threw at her was prob the last thing on his mind.

By: moderator

moderator — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:37:13 +0000

this has gone quite far enough
to you matts friend aka the unknown onlooker
god is the main character in the fictional work entitled “the bible”(look it up sometime)
god is never wrong except for this time when he spoke to catfightreport
what he meant was
“listen here catfightreport
Using the word “catfight” is appropriate for any indecent small through to quite large if it is used with a good intention”
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